r Thou shalt not divide by zero, for it causeth the catastrophic exception.
a Thou shalt not ignore software updates, for they bringeth patches to thy digital sanctuary.
b Remember thy backup schedule and keep it holy, lest thy precious data be lost in the digital abyss.
c Honor thy antivirus and firewall, for they protect thy system from the malicious demons of the internet.
d Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bandwidth, for it may slow thy connection to a crawl.
e Thou shalt not engage in endless loops, for they leadeth to frozen screens and frustrated souls.
f Thou shalt not commit memory leaks, for they drain the lifeblood of thy device.
g Thou shalt not bear false witness through phishing, for it leadeth many astray.
h Thou shalt not take the name of thy tech support in vain, for they hold the power to resurrect thy malfunctioning gadgets.
i Thou shalt not steal code, for it undermineth the hard work of digital craftsmen.